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Blessed junk food by Swashbookler Blessed junk food by Swashbookler
Yes, it is true! You can counter calories by blessing it to nourish and strengthen you instead!! Conditions and fees may apply. ;)
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:iconfalljoydelux:
Falljoydelux Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean, what else are ya gonna say? "Bless the refreshments so that we may not gain three pounds"?
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student General Artist
XD seriously, somebody aught to do that just to see everyone's reactions.
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:iconhaggis53:
Haggis53 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Student Artist
That is EXACTLY what I think at youth activities... XD
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Surfbaby89 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
AHHHH!!HAHA So True. Institute... memories... this one reminds me of several! HAHAHAHA!
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:iconwolf-pirate55:
wolf-pirate55 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011
oh once my friend was put in this positon and much to everyones surprise the root bear magically
became diet! Amazing work!!!
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011  Student General Artist
XD, don't-cha know that the sugars in diet is worse than regular?
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:iconwolf-pirate55:
wolf-pirate55 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011
darn! it never works!
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:iconwordpainter81:
wordpainter81 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010  Professional Photographer
Lol. It always makes me laugh when people do that.
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VaerepireStudios Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2009  Student General Artist
Buahahah :lmao: lols That is so true! Explains why some Mormon boys are so skinny skinny yet eat so much :XD:
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2009  Student General Artist
They're on the sanctified high calorie diet.
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VaerepireStudios Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2009  Student General Artist
:D
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:icondramaskunk:
DramaSkunk Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I think that phrase is said in every single prayer when it comes to refreshments. Oh the joy.
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2009  Student General Artist
Hey, at least it allows the diabetics to partake XD
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:icondramaskunk:
DramaSkunk Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahaha. Right, everyone's gotta partake of all that sugar.
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:icontreeweaver:
Treeweaver Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2009   Writer
lol I can't BEGIN to tell you how many times something like this has happened to me. xD It makes me laugh every time.
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:iconthrairth:
thrairth Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
Heh heh... Amen!
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:icontenneyshoes:
tenneyshoes Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2009
I like it! My ward always has ice cream and cookies after something. Usually if one of the guys is saying the prayer he laughes when he says it. I always think it's funny when it's my bishop telling us to bless the junky refreshments he provieded. He always brings creamies.
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009  Student General Artist
At least it might reduce the calories.
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:iconjwiesner:
JWiesner Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2009
I was raised in a Mormon family. Either way, this is hilarious! :D
Good irony.
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009  Student General Artist
Just so long as you got a laugh.
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:iconquillartist:
QuillArtist Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009  Student Writer
Aaaand...*zing!* It all turns to salads! :D We have this joke all the time at Mutual. :lol:
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009  Student General Artist
XD I am telling people that!
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:iconquillartist:
QuillArtist Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2009  Student Writer
As you should! :D
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:iconstock-crazy91:
stock-crazy91 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009
In our ward we sometimes say "please bless the refreshments that they may taste good and no one will get sick " LOL :-D
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009  Student General Artist
XD I've been tempted to say something like: and please bless the refreshments won't make us diabetics, or give us kidney stones, or osteprosis or arthrise, or tooth decay or foot rot or lepricaughn bites or hepitise.....
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Doodlebotbop Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh goodness this is so true XD

After I realized that I started to bless the food to be delicious and not be too bad for us. XD
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2009  Student General Artist
Next time you should say: "Please bless it won't give us diabetes, or alshymers, or osteprosis, or, etc" and just keep naming tons of medical conditions caused by sugar and then see how many people eat the refreshments anyway. XD
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Doodlebotbop Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
All of them will XD
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009  Student General Artist
Yeah true, "BEHOLD THE POWAH OF JUNK!"
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:iconink-dragon:
Ink-Dragon Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2008
this is so funny! I LOVE IT!
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:icontorsle:
Torsle Featured By Owner May 28, 2008  Student Digital Artist
:lol:
Reminds me of that pic I saw once...This girl says, "and that concludes my talk on paying attention in church." And behind her the bishopbric is asleep along with anyone else on the stand, and everyone in the first row
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner May 28, 2008  Student General Artist
XD bwa ha ha ha So true, sometimes I sketch the faces of the bishopric when they're all half dozed off or bored out of their minds.
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Torsle Featured By Owner May 29, 2008  Student Digital Artist
I did that too once. Luckly I got them all awake. Though one kept nodding off, so it was a bit hard to get him. The second counselor in our bishopric is really strict, so you'll never catch him doing off
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner May 29, 2008  Student General Artist
Well shoot, maybe you can catch the overly strict look.
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:icontorsle:
Torsle Featured By Owner May 29, 2008  Student Digital Artist
:shrug: Maybe. xD
But the funny thing is he has this perminent smile on his face.
He was like, "I need to speak with you." and he was all serious, but he looked like he was smiling. It's funny.
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner May 29, 2008  Student General Artist
That's creepy X 100. Sounds like a Peter Preisthood.
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:icontorsle:
Torsle Featured By Owner May 29, 2008  Student Digital Artist
xD
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jucksweet Featured By Owner May 13, 2008
HA! thats great :D
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the-CSM Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2008
i swear, everytime someone says that in the prayer when we have refreshments, there is ALWAYS one or two people snickering and trying not to laugh..
it's usually the people who were in charge of the refreshment...we always seem to have junk food.
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2008  Student General Artist
That's because junk food rocks! If they brought veggies who would eat them, honestly?
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blazedancer Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2008
I love this. the young mens president in my ward told the young men they weren't allowed to say that, if it's junk food, so now they say "bless the refreshments that they won't make us sick"

I love the punch fountain (I'm assuming thats what it is since it's pink)
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2008  Student General Artist
They spiked it with mouantain dew.
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blazedancer Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2008
:rofl:
My friend did that once
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2008  Student General Artist
XD so it has happened then!
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:iconblazedancer:
blazedancer Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008
oh yes, it has :nod:
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WillFactorMedia Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2008  Student Photographer
lol, I always say "bless the refreshments that we'll enjoy them" =D I won't conform to asking Him to make them nutritious ;)
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2008  Student General Artist
But if you did that it would counter or nutralize the calories.
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:iconwillfactormedia:
WillFactorMedia Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2008  Student Photographer
lol, but if it only countered the calories, then it would be "diet" refreshments ;)
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2008  Student General Artist
Yeah, and they would still taste the same!! Isn't it awesome!
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BornATiger-chan Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2008
It's so true!! Why do we always say that? XD
I need to fav this and show it to my family!! lol
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