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Complaint Box by Swashbookler Complaint Box by Swashbookler
I've been wanting to do this one for a long time. XD
give this to your boss's
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:iconlrtaaaaahhnt:
I need One of these so my shit head nabours will leave us the hell alone about our dogs.
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Swashbookler Feb 1, 2013  Student General Artist
It is annoying but I'd be careful. I've heard of people being pushed to desperation and shooting or poisoning their neighbors dogs.
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:iconlrtaaaaahhnt:
I doubt that they'd go that far, our shit nabours consist of a retarded couple who don't even Know how to fix a fence and who's kids screech like banshees, Hypocritical dick heads who's own dogs bark is like a freaking dentist drill and an almost senile old lady who complains about not being able to sleep when they bark or them 'going over to her side' when they occasionally escape, theirs like a billion other dogs around where I Live and they Are ALWAYS complaining about ours instead of those collies down the street who bark their heads off, or the bored Labrador who's trying to dig his way out of the yard, or that other high pitched barking dog that goes off at the middle of the freaking Night.

and yesterday, I got a megalomaniac animal control guy trying to intimidate me...So I'm not exactly what one would describe as 'Happy' at the moment, I'm sort of bordering the line of an outburst of Violence, we know who's doing the complaints, and I suggested we send her Hints of Us wanting her to leave by finding retirement home pamphlets and sticking bunches of them in her letter box with a note saying "Soz but the Doggies are staying, we thought you might like these, yours sincerely, the angry pissed off Nabours across the road who Hate you"
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NagandEmerald Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sounds like you have a pest infestation. We had neighbors exactly like that, except it wasn't complaining about our dogs, they said that we were selling methamphetamine :angered: :pissedoff: :rage: :explosion: :iconnukeplz: When they moved out of the neighborhood, this was my expression :icongirplz:
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:iconlrtaaaaahhnt:
...why the hell did they think you were selling DRUGS!? that's messed up!
but the ones next door...the ones we had before was WORSE, that woman and her freaking brats, she had this baby, and I can't really remember how long it was later, but this screaming moron comes banging on her door demanding to know if it was his name on its birth certificate, as for the brats, I sort of befriended them, but then there was this time where the girl had this bright idea to toss rocks over this old lady's fence and I was like "No, that's rude" so I didn't participate, and when they did it, the old lady comes over and since it wasn't my Idea and I didn't do it, I refused to go with her to apologize [the brat was in 'tears'] so after she "apologized" she comes to my door "crying" and says "I could't say sorry so I told her you have a problem, so now you have to act like you have-" to which I screamed "WHY IN THE HOLY FUCK DID YOU SAY THAT? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS SO HARD ABOUT APOLOGIZING!?!?! YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID SORRY! ITS NOT HARD!" and I then promptly slammed the door in her face. then her brother used to toss eggs at our house, so I started throwing Pine cones onto their roof and drive way, oh and those Pine cones...they had SPIKES on them, I was once watering mums flowers and I caught the boy with eggs and sprayed him on full blast, I cant remember what happened exactly but I heard the girl say something about something being wrong with us....uhh MY mother Don't sleep around and shoot out random peoples Babies and get morons screaming their lungs out about birth certificate's cus she keeps out of other peoples pants, My mum doesn't even want another man, cus of what happened with the last one...my...dad...I HATE having to call him that.
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NagandEmerald Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Damn man. That is messed up. Thank goodness that we didn't have neighbors like that. Although the ones we had actually told the police and I had an interview and everything. I! WAS! PISSED OFF AT THEM AFTER THAT! In my dreams, I thought of ways to get revenge on them, that is, until they moved out and I started to have my dreams to myself again.
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:icondeviantstorms:
I rather have this complaint box then the one from Troopers.
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Swashbookler Aug 14, 2012  Student General Artist
what's the one from troopers?
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Swashbookler Aug 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Yeah but what about it?
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