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Deaf Schizophrenic by Swashbookler Deaf Schizophrenic by Swashbookler
A co-worker told me this joke:
A schizophrenic hears voices in his head, right? What if he's Deaf? Does he see amputated hands floating in the air signing?
I laughed freakin' hard and I asked if I could draw it in the future and he agreed so promised I would give him credit.
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Black-Wren Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
:rofl:  Maybe they actually can hear the voices and that's what freaks them out more.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Hmmmm 0-0
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MizuPics Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
I went on a road trip and came back on a bus. On the bus there were 2 deaf people. One guy was "a guy who happened to be deaf".

The other guy... Yeah, this pic is about spot on for how he acted. He kept saying he had demons in his tummy. Among other things.
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sarahisaverage Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lolski
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Uchihaorange Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
Hahah! Ohh deaf :D
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orange-fruits Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2011
loooll but i'm deaf ^^
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2011  Student General Artist
*shrugs* the joke is, if you can't hear and you're a schizophrenic do you see signing hands instead of hearing voices?
Was my co-workers joke and for school I had to make idioms and this seemed like a good challenge for it.
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leather-and-bows Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011   Writer
rofl that's good
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hellfire131 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010
i have schizophrenia. luckily, i'm not deaf.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010  Student General Artist
That's good!.....not being deaf I mean.
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YouCompleteMe2 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011
There's nothing wrong with being deaf.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011  Student General Artist
nope not at all, but its always a benefit to have all the senses
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hellfire131 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2010
:D mhmm! the voices are, too, as i have very few friends. i creep out people around me when i start talking back to the voices, as they can't hear them. :evillaugh:
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2010  Student General Artist
People are creeped out by anything considered uncommon, I'm "normal" (I hope) and I have very few friends.
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hellfire131 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2010
...i've wanted to smack quite a few people in my life because of this. with a crowbar. The end that you open things with. with flaming oil, just like Will! but, yeah, you seem "normal".
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koleniko707 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2009
I spy a vulcan greeting!
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2009  Student General Artist
:grin:
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mugglebornprincess Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009
so unbelievably epic.

the awesomeness!!! lololol
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LoneWolfLover Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2009
:iconoaml:

Give your co-worker a big ole hug for me, because that one is amazing! Such a sick, twisted sense of humor. I wanna meet this guy. :XD:

The bulging eyes are making me giggle hysterically right now... so much I can no longer stare at my homework! (Yay, procrastination!) :lmao:

Some of those hands are actually really good, others are kinda halfbummed. But I don't blame you, I wouldn't even have drawn good ones! :XD:

I'm really curious as to what all those hands mean... Perhaps I shall ask my SL fluent friend. :nod:
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2009  Student General Artist
For all I know I could ahve just put up a whole bunch of swear words. XD
My previous co-worker was a gay guy from Spain/ California.
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LoneWolfLover Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2009
Oh, dear. :XD:

Why does that make too much sense?! :laughing:
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HookSilverSparrow Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009
HAHAHAHAH.
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Blackdragon102 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009
I was telling a joke about this earlier today. Coincidence.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009  Student General Artist
IT tiz fulfilled!
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chereseaaurion8 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009
Oh that is nice XD
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SoulLostAtSea Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:laughing:
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Fixxe Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl:
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fiction-freak Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
Hahah! Ohh dear your friend has a bad sense of humor. :D
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009  Student General Artist
He was from Spain....I like his jokes making fun of Blonds and Americans too, they were the best!!
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fiction-freak Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009
I think most people get a kick out of them :D
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