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KISS of DEATH by Swashbookler KISS of DEATH by Swashbookler
Some of us noticed how every man Elizabeth kissed died a horrible death.
This was a half hearted effort due to lack of inspiration on how to format the joke but credit for this joke goes to Yoshi-turkey.
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hunterXIII Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student
YES!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THIS!!! :D
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student General Artist
:bow:
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NagandEmerald Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
But Barbossa wasn't kissed, but he died :crying:!
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Student General Artist
He thought about it, that was close enough.
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NagandEmerald Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ah... now I understand everything. *gets migraine to have head explode acid all over the Black Pearl* I thought of it and *to Jack Sparrow's corpse* Haw, haw!
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Student General Artist
:poke:
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NagandEmerald Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm still alive *cringes in pain* It just needs... an... icepack *kerploppy*
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Student General Artist
:nod:
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:iconnagandemerald:
NagandEmerald Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*gets back up to the smell of... BACON!*
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Student General Artist
Reminds me of that Doggie treat commercial that's really annoying.
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PirateoftheCaribbean Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I 'ave noticed that with every kiss Elizabeth gives to a man...he does a slow and painful death. Thank God that I'm not in those movies, even though I really want to be.
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ScaryCatish Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
(Yet another reason Will should be with me as he is in my dreams.. :XD:)
I have talked about this with many others.. We must put an end to Elizabeth's evil kiss!
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TheEvanescent Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Student
XDDDD
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SkilliesParanoia Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Student Artist
you're kinda right! Will also died! :D
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Cuileth Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist
LOL...
But, yeah, you`re alright... hmm.
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Scattergunsniper Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
First it was Jack...got eaten by the kraken, Then was the Gov'nor..only god knows what happened
Then was Sow fang who got blasted away, Then was the Admiral..who got skewered by the way
Last was poor Turner, Davy got him at last....but as the Dutchman's new captain he will never pass

One by one we bite the dust, kick the bucket begin to rust...give up the ghost when your number's up we all fall down
Ashes to ashes, Bones to paste..you'll wither away in your resting place...eternity in a wooden case we all fall down
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CarmaBainBentley Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
i Love that song!!! have you seen the video that uses the Hellsing characters and puts the video to the song?
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Scattergunsniper Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
i think...my head is kind of screwed up right now
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012  Student General Artist
XD lol, I love that second part.
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Scattergunsniper Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
got it from a song i heard...can't remember were...oh it was CReature feature 'A gory demise'
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Ethala1000 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg your right!!!
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feline927 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
I love this pic!!!!
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:iconadorindil:
adorindil Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012   Traditional Artist
lol
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victory1945 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i think will technically died at the end of the third movie when he became the captain of the Dutchman.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Yep.
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Conteuse Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
You're right--I hadn't realized that every single one of the men she kisses, dies. Horribly and painfully.

So why didn't she go around kissing Barbossa? And where was she in "Stranger Tides," when manky old Edward Teach really could have used a good smacker? (And that movie could have used a viable "love" interest for Jack?) :)
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RoxySparrow Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHA! It's true!
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:iconpiffsheep:
Piffsheep Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well damn, 'tis true! xD
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xxMrBrownstone Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011
And then William gets his heart ripped out. FUN!
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SilentHuntress95 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
:lol: Lol, it's true!!!
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CartoonJessie Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank heavens indeed that she never got hold of Barbossa!!!

... though he died too in the first movie. Hmm...
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011  Student General Artist
Maybe he thought about it and that was enough, cuz Beckett certainly did in the 3rd and he died rather dramatically.
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TheLOAD Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011
Barbossa escaped!!!!
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SpyroFan242 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011
:icondragonlaugh: SO TRUE, IT'S LOLLING ME!!!! XDDD
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SpyroFan242 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011
THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good for Will, he cannot die now 3=,
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Toaster-Omlette Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Wow...I have to show this to my brother. :lmao:
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wolfbuddy13 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Student General Artist
XD Truer than true! (But wouldn't she be cursed? I mean, she took Will's cursed medalion thinga mobober in the first movie, wouldn't that make her acursed? *enter cheesy spooky music* So maybe that IS her curse!)
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Student General Artist
No, who ever removes it from the chest is cursed not who ever touches it.
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wolfbuddy13 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Student General Artist
Ohhh woops D: *facepalms* I do not know HOW I managed to think that :XD: Thanks for the correction! :D
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Student General Artist
^-^
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JenCrocker Featured By Owner May 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor James. Well, at least he didn't marry her. DOES THIS MEAN WILL'S GOING TO DIE? YESS!!!!! I mean, what a shame. :)
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner May 31, 2011  Student General Artist
WEll, he died for like, what? 3 minutes?
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:iconjencrocker:
JenCrocker Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
True. They need to bring James back. I mean, everybody else came back...Well, except her father, but he was okay with being dead. I'm sure James wouldn't be.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Student General Artist
I like James but I think they've pushed their luck with their rampant resurrections.
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Xarti Featured By Owner May 24, 2011  Student General Artist
I've notice that with Elizabeth.
After leaving AWE, 'Man, Gibbs was right, women are bad luck on board a ship.'
And I thought Sokka and Katata got it bad...
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner May 24, 2011  Student General Artist
XD
Tiz true, Will survived the long mushy kiss at the end of Pirates 1 cuz they were on land!
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LadyDemon389 Featured By Owner May 18, 2011
ROFL THAT IS SO TRUE!
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:iconlxblack:
lxblack Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
What's going to happen to HIM?
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Student General Artist
*stabity-stab*
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:iconlxblack:
lxblack Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
nice.
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