Some of us noticed how every man Elizabeth kissed died a horrible death. This was a half hearted effort due to lack of inspiration on how to format the joke but credit for this joke goes to Yoshi-turkey.
First it was Jack...got eaten by the kraken, Then was the Gov'nor..only god knows what happened Then was Sow fang who got blasted away, Then was the Admiral..who got skewered by the way Last was poor Turner, Davy got him at last....but as the Dutchman's new captain he will never pass
One by one we bite the dust, kick the bucket begin to rust...give up the ghost when your number's up we all fall down Ashes to ashes, Bones to paste..you'll wither away in your resting place...eternity in a wooden case we all fall down
You're right--I hadn't realized that every single one of the men she kisses, dies. Horribly and painfully.
So why didn't she go around kissing Barbossa? And where was she in "Stranger Tides," when manky old Edward Teach really could have used a good smacker? (And that movie could have used a viable "love" interest for Jack?)
XD Truer than true! (But wouldn't she be cursed? I mean, she took Will's cursed medalion thinga mobober in the first movie, wouldn't that make her acursed? *enter cheesy spooky music* So maybe that IS her curse!)