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Missionary b-day by Swashbookler Missionary b-day by Swashbookler
You know how those ladies in the bikini's jump out of the cake sometimes......well for a missionary that would be bad! They live like monks for two years only they get out more. So this is another one of those Mormon (Latter Day Saint) jokes so some-a-ya'll might not get it.
I drew this for my friend on a mission, he comes home in October, he's excited. I keep him in touch with the Mormon version of carnal mindedness. Meaning not a Charlie church or a peter preisthood or a Molly Mormon. Or otherwise not a orthodox Mormon.
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Surfbaby89 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! dude... you should of drawn like a barbiedoll or something in it... just for fun. XD you write the best little mormon comics I've seen!
You know I have a saying. You know your a true believer because you can laugh at yourself. XD
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011  Student General Artist
well, it all started when I was given the task of sacrament program and then person who had the calling before me always put Mormon comics in them....but they weren't funny.
So I decided to take things into my own hands. (watch out for political cartoonists, we do things like this. mwa haw haw haw haw)
StrawberryAqua Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2010
That cake is too small for a person to jump out of. It would have to be a bikini-clad Barbie doll.
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010  Student General Artist
Not if there's a hole in the table.
Titianna Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2009
I havent seen a good mormon joke in a while. I LIVE in utah in Provo no less and that's ABSOLUTELY full of molly mormons and peter priesthoods. It's INSANE!!

Mostly cause I'm pagan...and I live less than 2 miles from BYU :cry:

So seeing great mormon jokes like this just brightens my day. :D
They really need to learn to laugh at themselves...sheesh!
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009  Student General Artist
I know seriously!
In that cheezy movie "Singles Ward" when he started cracking Mormon jokes I was laughing my head off but his stupid g-friend gets all offended, I was like Oh my gosh lady! Jeez. The thing I find hard to come by aren't Mormon jokes but ones that are actually funny so I decided to fill the void.
Titianna Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2009
It's good to know that there are mormons out there that can laugh at themselves at least. heh.
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009  Student General Artist
Oh speaking of hilarious, here is a story you will love:
A guy who was in my former ward does repair stuff and he had to do a repair in the Jordan River Temple and they just had him come in with his work clothes and temple recommend. ON his way out he was waiting for the elevator and a couple of elderly temple worker ladies in their white clothes were standing nearby looking at him curiously. Then he says,
"So you guyz are Momrons Right?"
You can imagine the looks on their faces XD Of course he let them off the hook but he sure got a good laugh XD LOL!
Titianna Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009
That's great! Funniest thing ever. Fastest way to make a Mormon freak is to ask them if they're LDS while standing in the inner sanctum areas of a temple. :XD:

Sad thing is that a harvard study says Utahns have more online porn subscriptions per capita than any other state.

I blame it on sending off hormone ridden 19yr olds on missions to live by strict standards for a couple of years only to come home and STILL have to live dry only they're no longer under the watchful eye of 'big brother' if ya know what I mean. There are so many RM's that I know of that snagged up the first coed from BYU they can grab, marry her asap and start breeding like rabbits.

Its kinda sad in an actual sad way that they're so repressed. :(
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009  Student General Artist
Well for one thing about Utah, where ever the greatest good lies also lies the greatest evil. ONe is almost never without the other being present somewhere.

As far as snatch and breed....SO SO true!
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