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Monkey Brains by Swashbookler Monkey Brains by Swashbookler
Found some really old mormon jokes I sill hadn't posted. I made these back in the days when my only coloring program was ms paint. But this is something many poor and unfortunate missionaries have had to expirience in one way or another- in my dad's case it was raw cow kidneys oozing urine....he tried to feed it to the dog but even the dog wouldn't eat it. This was while he was serving in France.
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Jester-of-the-Clown Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Actually, monkey brains were served raw- and I mean REALLY raw
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Student General Artist
I guess his is SO raw its still hooting.
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Jester-of-the-Clown Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Actually, that's exactly how raw.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Student General Artist
SO it's steamy and FRESH. wah haw haw
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Jester-of-the-Clown Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Well, the monkey's still alive, to be sure
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Alomoria Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011
My dad drew something like this!! Except it was with a can of Spam,advertising why we need to feed our missionaries.XD

Cute pic!
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011  Student General Artist
Haha, funny!
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Surfbaby89 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
WINNNNNNNNN! LOL!
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Gryffgirl Featured By Owner May 22, 2011
Aww, come on! You're from the western states so you must have eaten Rocky Mountain oysters! How bad can monkey brains and roasted rat be? :lmao:
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner May 23, 2011  Student General Artist
Not oysters but I've had resivour crayfish. That's as bad as eating a mercury thermometer.
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Mr-M7 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Student Artist
Ughh, I wish I could say I didn't see stuff like that on my mission. I really wish I could.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Student General Artist
You have my condolences
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Mr-M7 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Student Artist
Thank you, even though condolences don't stop the runs.
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Ink-Dragon Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
so sick but true
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Kathisofy Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010  Student Filmographer
I hope they shampooed the rat before they fed it to that poor elder. lol
I wonder where they're at to have monkey brains as a common dinner?
As long as they are out serving the lord, I'm sure it's fine. It works like the "refreshment" thing doesn't it?
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010  Student General Artist
Well......doesn't save them from parasites and disease...I've heard many stories.
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Kathisofy Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010  Student Filmographer
so have I...
D:
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koleniko707 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
Urine? :puke: Thanks for telling me that while I was eating cereal! -_-
Man, the expressions in this are EPIC. If it wasn't for the fact that I am extremely drugged on Nyquill, I would of busted a gut!
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Student General Artist
WAH HAW HAW HAW
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Mind-rape-101 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
my friend's father told us that when he was a missionaries in south America that he had soup there once, that he spilled some on his tie, in the afternoon he said that he felt really sick so went to bed earlier that when he awoke he saw that his tie had a hole in it where the soup stain was suppose to be. yeah then i had to come and mention to his youngest sons that before they go on there missions that they should really get used to drinking tea to the point it's boiling also to steer completely away from the pork
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snipehunter01 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010
Mormons + Tea = Bad right? Atleast I think it is... correct me if i'm wrong, but I still won't drink tea.
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Mind-rape-101 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010
I dont think so, my friend loves tea. and a guy friend of my mine will possibly smuggle in hot cocoa
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snipehunter01 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010
ehh, okay... I do know that tea causes some sort of addiction, and I should know! After all we just covered this in seminary... so.... yeah..
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Student General Artist
Yep, one thing we can thank the food and drug administration for but not much else.
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Mind-rape-101 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
it's pretty bad, some meats are actually safe there if they are fresh, since refrigeration is a problem, most of the meat that is bought is cooked that day. you know the down side is a parasite (ive already caught it when i was really little and my mom got a brain one but it died)
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Student General Artist
the brain or the worm....kidding XD

but that kind-a stuff freaks me out- how does one know if they have a worm?
The way you tell with cats is they are always scooting across the carpet...
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Mind-rape-101 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
XD

the most peopledon't know until they die or the worms dies and starts decaying in your brain which kind of 'short circuit' your brain, my mom lost control of her leg for a couple of hours
they usually mistake it for a seizures or a tumor,
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Student General Artist
O_O wow!
That's what scares me.
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Mind-rape-101 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
they should probably submit missionaries coming home to a CAT scan
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Student General Artist
O_O You're right!!!
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fiction-freak Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
I don't blame him. Ick!
And your dad! Raw cow kidney!? Urine!? *shudder*
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caprookie Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010
lol!
the faces in this pic are freaking priceless!!
the brunette dude lookes like hes either in labour,or he has food poisioning!

and the blonde dude lookes like hes about to have an abortion!!


...........i need help.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Student General Artist
sumthin's on yo mind.
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Imaginative-Light77 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This totally reminds me of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, during that 'max protein' feast with the dorks with the bug diets. Remember? I bet you've seen that. :D

Anyway, they had monkey brains, just like this! XD
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010  Student General Artist
WEll where do you think I got the idea?
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Imaginative-Light77 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:P
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