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Seven sons or eight cows?

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Biblical/Mormon joke.
It was said Ruth was better than seven sons because she was so faithful to her mother in law. Johnny Lingo saw the real value in Mohanna and offered the highest dowry than the islanders had ever seen: eight cows.
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I HAD NO IDEA THAT THING WAS NICKNAMED THE PHILOSIRAPTOR
MY DAY IS MADE :iconsqueeeeplz:
Fffttt this joke is a nice one, dood :iconclapplz:


Now imagine Jhonny Lingo if the philosiraptor had posed this question to him before he went to barter for Mahana.
Jhonny: "Three cows is many. But not enough for my Mahana. I will pay you seven sons."
Mahana's Dad::iconohfuckplz: